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“‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via moldmaiden)

discoccult:

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damnit

oak23:

THIS WAS NEVER IN THE MOVIE I AM STILL ANGRY

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

dazy-laze:

lost-in-daze:

So this is happening right now

[nick panting]

[nick gasping]

[nick pleading]

"No! No, no more inches!"

—a thing that happened

take-me-back-to-wonderland-alice:

mama got her priorities straight.

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*